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 ====== Osama, You Are Crazy For This One ====== 
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**Osama, You Are Crazy For This One** is a bonus episode of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on December 23, 2024. 
===== Description ===== 
Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: The case of the exploding shoe, a spherical egg passes through many hands, facing the music back in Wisconsin, tiny hands finding the trigger, and finding someone to leave your money to.

The Expedition by friend of the show Vinno: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=be6TBBJORcU

Outro: Naughty or Nutz - MF DOOM x Cookin Soul

===== Intro Scenario =====
Holiday Boonta Vista theme. Oops! The hosts are all meat. Sentient meat with the capacity for speech and thought. This is not a metaphor for the kind of horror of the physical being, as is often explored by Cronenberg. They're literally various kinds of delicious meat, albeit conscious and capable of feeling pain when consumed. Theo is a cheese Kransky. Ben is a Wagyu Porterhouse cut. Ben sees a parallel with the short story They're Made out of Meat by Terry Bisson. Theo guesses Ben means Metamorphosis by Franz Kafka, but dismisses both comparisons. Andrew is a dry rubbed rack of beef ribs, and immediately derails the intro into an extended discussion about the comparison between various cuts of beef ribs in Australia and the US. Andrew then accuses Theo of popping the pockets of cheese on his sausage skin like zits.

  * Scenario by [[start#Hosts|Theo]].

===== Hosts =====
  * [[start#Hosts|Theo]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
===== Guests =====
No guests in this episode.
===== Segments =====
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^
|0:00:00|[[Intro Scenario]]|See above.|
|06:56|The One Thing We Didn't Want To Happen ([[The One Thing We Didn't Want To Happen]])|The hosts continue to discuss the correct way to cook sausages and how a sentient sausage might prefer to die before discussing the story at hand. From KARE Minnesota: Man Suffers Second And Third Degree Burns After Heated Insoles Explode Inside His Boots. Zoomers repeating repeating the fashion mistakes of Millennials. Theo reveals he goes to the 7 11 in his pyjamas. Ben is the source of slutty shorts.|
|0:26:02|Big Egg ([[Big Egg]])|From UPI Press Agency: Almost perfectly spherical egg auctions for 250 dollars.|
|0:31:50|Update to an Old News Story ([[An Update On An Old News Story]])|Second followup on episode 373 bonus, Uzbek Fibre To The Premises. From WLUK: Ryan Borgwardt's wife files for annulment after his return from Europe.|
|0:43:45|The Clipping Report ([[The Clipping Report]])|From KOCO: Blanshard student was able to discharge resource officer's firearm due to gap in holster.|
|0:53:37|France Watch ([[France Watch]])|From The Connexion: Man leaves 10 million Euros to Normandy village just because of its name.|


===== Listen to the episode ===== 
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