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====== Intro Scenario ======
Many episodes of the podcast [[Boonta Vista]] begin with an intro scenario.

===== Scenarios =====
^ Episode                                                                         ^ Host   ^ Scenario  ^
| 144                                                                             | Ben    | Ben is strapped to the mast of a Flying Dutchman-type ghost ship |
| 145                                                                             | Andrew | Pirate ship wrecked off D'Urville Island |
| 146                                                                             | Andrew | Trolls World Tour movie premiere |
| 147                                                                             | Andrew | Grimes and Elon Musk's birthing suite |
| 148                                                                             | Ben    | Squid Universe  |
| 149                                                                             | Ben    | Theo and Ben are in their houses in Brisbane, recording a podcast |
| 150                                                                             | Ben    | The set in Burbank where the "moon landing" was filmed |
| 151                                                                             | N/A    | //Instead of an intro scenario, this special Black Lives Matter episode begins with a voicemail from an American listener describing the situation.// |
| 152                                                                             | Ben    | The Gympie Music Muster |
| 153                                                                             | Ben    | The set of the movie //Fitzcarraldo// |
| 154                                                                             | Theo   | The gang are in purgatory |
| 155                                                                             | Ben    | Livestream from the International Space Station |
| 156                                                                             | Lucy   | The signing of the Declaration of Independence |
| 157                                                                             | Andrew | Australia's deep state, contained in a single bunker |
| 158                                                                             | Ben    | The post-apocalyptic ruins of the Skyline Chili factory in Cincinnati, Ohio |
| 159                                                                             | Andrew | A demonstration against COVID travel restrictions at the Vic-NSW border |
| 160                                                                             | Ben    | Theo's mind palace |
| 161                                                                             | Ben    | Frank Frazetta's imagination |
| 162                                                                             | Ben    | A perfectly ordinary science laboratory |
| 163                                                                             | Ben    | An expedition to the abyssal plain |
| 164                                                                             | Ben    | Hanging out in the Sea of Tranquility |
| 165                                                                             | Andrew | A hostage negotiation |
| 166                                                                             | Theo   | Gender reveal for Theo's child |
| 167                                                                             | Theo   | A cave approximately 3 million years B.A. (Before Avatar) |
| 168                                                                             | Ben    | A helicopter travelling towards a daring new venture in the field of genetics taking place in the jungles of Costa Rica |
| 169                                                                             | Ben    | The presidential suite at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center |
| 170                                                                             | Lucy   | The boomer-killing factory |
| 171                                                                             | Theo   | The worst place on earth, a place of torment and suffering where the wicked are punished for their sins: Chemist Warehouse |
| 172                                                                             | Theo   | What your dipshit cousin believes the Bureau of Meteorology to be |
| 173                                                                             | Ben    | An altercation outside The Pot Belly bar in Belconnen, ACT |
| 174                                                                             | Andrew | The Four Seasons Hotel, a scene of perfect tranquility |
| 175                                                                             | Lucy   | //The Bachelorette//, in which Lucy plays the title role |
| 176                                                                             | Lucy   | An improv show with very bad vibes (but I repeat myself) |
| 177                                                                             | Theo   | A special repeat broadcast of //Boonta Vista//, a speaky-over-radio programme broadcast across Australia and the Territories by 46KUM and ABC Radio National |
| 178                                                                             | Ben    | The gang are in Hell |
| 179                                                                             | Andrew | Waiting in line for the annual podcast Christmas photo |
| 180                                                                             | Theo   | At long last, by popular demand, it's the Boonta Vista Anime Special |
| 181                                                                             | Theo   | Dr. Theo presents his brilliant solution for the troubles of everyday life, the NQE Sleep System |
| 182                                                                             | Andrew | A COVID-safe orgy |
| 183                                                                             | Ben    | The Triple J Hottest 100 broadcast |
| 184                                                                             | Theo   | New Year 2020, a year full of promise |
| 185                                                                             | Andrew | The QANTAS members' lounge in Parliament House |
| 186                                                                             | Ben    | //Elder Scrolls VI// (sic) dev studio |
| 187                                                                             | Ben    | The National Air and Space Museum in Washington, D.C. |
| 188                                                                             | Andrew | A dirty little hole in the ground, filled with stinky garbage |
| 189                                                                             | Andrew | A vaccination clinic, whose operation has been handed over to the gang in a desperate attempt to keep any public institution from being allowed to handle government resources |
| 190                                                                             | Theo   | //Oh, I'm a horrible little worm. Just a disgusting little worm crawling about.// |
| 191                                                                             | Theo   | Theo has relocated to the remote Overlook Hotel in the Colorado Rockies in an attempt to overcome his intro scenario writer's block |
| 192                                                                             | Ben    | The Sony Music offices in the year 1996 |
| 193                                                                             | Ben    | The magical kingdom of Grambulax |
| 194                                                                             | Andrew | The Comedy Central roast of Prince Philip's possibly-dead body |
| 195                                                                             | Ben    | A new episode of the American current-events comedy podcast //Boonter Vister// |
| 196                                                                             | Andrew | Paddling around in the world's biggest toilet bowl |
| 197                                                                             | Theo   | A fateful tournament in the dark lands of the Outworld, somewhere in the rough area of Belarus |
| 198                                                                             | Theo   | The gang introduces their brand-new reality show, //The Benchelor// |
| 199                                                                             | Ben    | In an all-new twist on the format, the gang meet to record a podcast titled //Boonta Vista// |
| 200                                                                             | N/A    | //The "200th" "episode" "celebration" opens with a series of voicemails from various personalities, congratulating the gang on their "achievement".// |
| 201                                                                             | Ben    | The top-secret lab in which the novel coronavirus was created |
| 202                                                                             | Ben    | The beautiful country of Lithuania |
| 203                                                                             | Ben    | A certification exam at the Al Cisneros International Institute for the Naming of Stoner Metal Bands |
| 204                                                                             | Ben    | Spring break in New Orleans |
| 205                                                                             | N/A    | //There is no intro scenario, or any other content for that matter, due to Ben's decision to sell the notes to the hosts of bigsofttitty.png// |
| 206                                                                             | Ben    | The offices of a more successful alternate-universe version of //Boonta Vista// |
| 207                                                                             | Ben    | It's Cyberspace, Babey!! |
| 208                                                                             | Andrew | Due to a pact with the Devil, the gang have found themselves stepping in as the characters of the band Kiss |
| 209                                                                             | Andrew | A Limp Bizkit concert in the year 2000 |
| 210                                                                             | Ben    | The interior of an Australian journalist's brain |
| 211                                                                             | Theo   | The Great Salt Plains of the Accursed |
| 212                                                                             | Theo   | The gang have been turned into various strange and off-putting creatures |
| 213                                                                             | Andrew | The marketing firm of Bastard, Anus & Anus, tasked with minimising the effects of COVID by the Australian government |
| 214                                                                             | Theo   | Backstage at the Australian Comedy Music Awards Festival Competition |
| 215                                                                             | Ben    | A feast in a fantasy novel |
| 216                                                                             | Theo   | The gang are in hospital, having just woken up from separate transplant surgeries |
| 217                                                                             | Ben    | The Australian current events podcast //Boonta Vista// shares its perspective on the latest developments in the world of politics |
| 218                                                                             | Ben    | A second horrible improv show has struck the podcast |
| 219                                                                             | Ben    | An executives' meeting at the Australian Institute for Advanced Podcasting |
| 220                                                                             | Lucy   | The staff at Off Ya Tree have a normal day at work and reflect on the latest Bullet For My Valentine |
| 221                                                                             | Andrew | It's... //(bongo beat)// Poetry Night |
| 222                                                                             | Ben    | Dispatches from the border between dreams and wakefulness, where forbidden cosmic knowledge lurks menacingly at the periphery, like jagged rocks obscured beneath the surface of a placid pool |
| 223                                                                             | Andrew | A research station in Antarctica has succumbed to paranoia as the crew fall under the impression that one of their colleagues is actually a shapeshifting murderous alien |
| 224                                                                             | Ben    | Something something submarines, something something Emmanuel Macron |
| 225                                                                             | Theo   | A helpful introduction to the podcast for any new listeners the Yazoo City billboard may have brought in |
| 226                                                                             | Ben    | A secret deep-state meeting discussing how best to cover up the fact that the Queen is dead |
| 227                                                                             | Ben    | The Netflix Twitter bot factory |
| 228                                                                             | Ben    | A Saturday night in Fortitude Valley, ca. 2012 |
| 229                                                                             | Lucy   | Santa's workshop |
| 230                                                                             | Theo   | A dungeon door, with Theo as the guard who always tells the truth and Ben as the guard who also always tells the truth |
| 231                                                                             | Ben    | The gang slave away at the Take Factory |
| 232                                                                             | Andrew | Midnight on the bayou, and Andrew encounters creatures from another world |
| 233                                                                             | Theo   | Theo has the house to himself all evening and asks his co-hosts for advice on how best to spend his time |
| 234                                                                             | Ben    | A perfectly normal scientific laboratory in Wuhan, China, sometime in late 2019 |
| 235                                                                             | Theo   | Theo has a single hole |
| 236                                                                             | Theo   | Andrew and Lucy are a married couple participating in a //Grand Designs//-type architecture show, with Theo hosting |
| 237                                                                             | Theo   | Theo is normal now |
| 238                                                                             | Theo   | Theo is a train |
| 238 Bonus                                                                       | Andrew | The 2022 Monster Movie Monster's Penis convention |
| 239                                                                             | Ben    | A lovely afternoon at Golgotha in roughly the first century AD |
| 239 Bonus                                                                       | Lucy   | Lucy's bedroom in 2007, getting ready to go to the Taste of Chaos concert tour in Melbourne |
| 240                                                                             | Ben    | The roof of the Pontifical Urban University in Vatican City, looking across St. Peter's Square through the sights of an HK417 A2 toward a window of the Papal Apartments |
| 240 Bonus                                                                       | Theo   | One of the endings of the 2000 video game //Deus Ex// |
| 241                                                                             | Theo   | Speaking out and addressing the big issue  |
| 241 Bonus                                                                       | Ben    | The sinking of Atlantis |
| 242                                                                             | Ben    | The rat factory |
| 242 Bonus 1                                                                     | Andrew | The first annual Boonta Vista Bikini Competition |
| 242 Bonus 2                                                                     | Lucy   | Living under the sea |
| 243                                                                             | Ben    | The Cowboy Nazi planet from //Star Trek: The Original Series// |
| 243 Bonus                                                                       | Theo   | Theo has taken LSD |
| 244                                                                             | Andrew | The 2022 Johannesburg Saliva Production Olympics |
| 244 Bonus                                                                       | Ben    | A low-level adventure game dungeon |
| 245                                                                             | Ben    | A lively house party where everyone is a personification of an Australian comedy podcast |
| 245 Bonus                                                                       | Theo   | The cube factory |
| 246                                                                             | Lucy   | An Elon Musk-owned Twitter in the year 2023 |
| 246 Bonus                                                                       | Theo   | Following a medical procedure, Theo, Andrew and Ben are no longer normal |
| 247                                                                             | Ben    | The Third International Sound Healing Conference |
| 247 Bonus                                                                       | Lucy   | Binta Vosta: the most consequential news from around the world, from the most informed minds in Australia |
| 248                                                                             | Andrew | Britain's best restaurant, The Queen's Giblets |
| 248 Bonus                                                                       | Theo   | A very special performance of John Cage's //4'33"// |
| 249                                                                             | Ben    | A session of The Council of Intelligent Races of the Orion Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy |
| 249 Bonus                                                                       | Andrew | A party celebrating the successful election of the Boonta Vista Party |
| 250                                                                             |        |  |
| 250 Bonus                                                                       | Theo   | A world in every way like ours, except our city centres are each haunted by one gigantic carnivorous baby named Kevin |
| 251                                                                             | Andrew | The launch of the inaugural //Honking Across America// event in Yazoo City, Mississippi |
| 251 Bonus                                                                       | Theo   | The White Culture festival |
| 252                                                                             | Ben    | An intro from the bit of the podcast where they sporadically started doing this style of intro |
| 252 Bonus                                                                       | Lucy   | The beach that makes you old |
| 253                                                                             | Andrew | 175th Foppish Dandy Invitational in Cambridge |
| 253 Bonus                                                                       | Ben    | Polish Hollywood |
| 254                                                                             | Ben    | The Murderdome in orbit around the top-secret prison planet Hyperius VI |
| 254 Bonus                                                                       | Theo   | Theo and Ben are your friends |
| 255                                                                             | Lucy   | Unionised dick-sucking factory |
| 255 Bonus 1                                                                     | Theo   | Presenting new advertising concepts to the board of the failing Red Rooster restaurant chain |
| 255 Bonus 2                                                                     | Lucy   | Lucy reads from //Guns and Ships//, a song from the Lin-Manuel Miranda musical //Hamilton// |
| 256                                                                             | Ben    | The children of the original Boonta Vista hosts record an episode of //My Dad Had a Podcast// |
| 256 Bonus                                                                       | Theo   | Boys night watching State of Origin (with 30,000 bees) |
| 257                                                                             | Theo   | Meeting of The Council of Boyfriends |
| 257 Bonus                                                                       | Lucy   | The writers' room for the band LFO (Lyte Funkie Ones) in the year 1999, looking for their next big hit after 1997's //(Sex U Up) The Way You Like It// |
| 258                                                                             | Andrew | The world's worst restaurant |
| 258 Bonus                                                                       | Ben    | Ben is dead and is in heaven coming to terms with the events of his life by meeting two people who either significantly impacted the course of his life or whose life he had a significant impact on |
| 259                                                                             | Ben    | The set of the 8-episode ABC digital-only comedy TV show //The Like Generation// |
| 259 Bonus                                                                       | Lucy   | Chimp Jacobman's buck's party |
| 260                                                                             | Andrew | Andrew and Ben are Theo's babies |
| 260 Bonus                                                                       | Ben    | Warehouse in heaven where goblins create new experiences |
| 261                                                                             | Ben    | Racist pizzeria |
| 261 Bonus                                                                       | Theo   | A European arthouse movie |
| 262                                                                             | Lucy   | In a John Deere combine harvester, off to efficiently harvest a variety of grain crops |
| 262 Bonus                                                                       | Ben    | Boonta Vista, a free weekly comedy current events podcast which takes a skewed look at uninteresting news of the week from around the world (but almost always America) and tries to make it interesting using their unique blend of comedy, curiosity, and a strong moral point of view that bends towards left-wing politics without getting bogged down in anything like theory or consistency |
| 263                                                                             | Ben    | The town of Horsecock, Wyoming |
| 263 Bonus                                                                       | Andrew | Taking pitches for new intro scenarios in the Boonta Vista writers' room |
| 264                                                                             | Lucy   | Flight QF264 to Sydney |
| 264 Bonus                                                                       | Ben    | 1997 Sun Microsystems Digital Business Systems Alignment Integration Strategy Conference |
| 265                                                                             | Theo   | Emergency convening of the Australian Royalist Society of ex-Patriots |
| 265 Bonus                                                                       | Ben    | The magical kingdom of Grambulax (from the original episode 193) |
| 266                                                                             | Andrew | Live coverage of the Queen's funeral |
| [[bonus_episode_266_the_new_jersey_workplace_commission_weed_lenser|266 Bonus]] | Theo   | Porno parody of the indie science fiction film //Primer// |
| [[episode_267_one_to_two_inches_of_disappointment|267]]                         | Andrew | PAX Australia talks on the importance of //Dead or Alive//-style bust adjustment sliders |