====== Mr. Fortune500 ====== {{:cover-image:artworks-000638821999-hhpzx8-t500x500.jpg?200|}} **Mr. Fortune500** is a bonus episode of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on 01-Aug-2019. ===== Description ===== Hot on the tails of the sushi-pizza failsons, Andrew & Theo bring you the tale of Chad Moneybucks, bravely stealing money form people too lazy to use the AirBNB app. We also laugh at a guy spending too much money on a pool and take letters from our beloved Patrons (that's you!) ===== Intro Scenario ===== ^Summary^Written by^ |Up in a hot air balloon|Andrew| ===== Hosts ===== * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]] * [[start#Hosts|Theo]] ===== Guests ===== No guests this episode. ===== Segments ===== ^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^ |0:07:50|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Proto-Hole Report story about an awful rich asshole putting in a pool (Theo calls it a "large wet hole")| |0:20:58|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Proto-Scam Watch story about Chad Moneybucks, who scammed AirBnB owners| |0:37:30|[[Mailbag|Mailbag]]|Various questions| |0:44:00|[[Boat Watch|Boat Watch]]|Contained within the Mailbag segment| ===== Episode Notes ===== ^ Other Information ^^ ^Outro Music|| ^Movies Referenced|Bee Movie (2007), Madagascar (2005), Finding Nemo (2003), Finding Dory (2016), Ice Age (2002), A Clockwork Orange (1971), Austin Powers (1997) [obliquely]| ^Fad Diets|| ^Crime Passes|00:45:20 Swim up to a dipshit's boat with an old-timey crank and put some little holes in it| ^Hundredth Episode Gong|N/A| ===== Navigation ===== [[episode_109|Previous Episode]] [[episode_110|Next Episode]] ===== Listen to the episode ===== {{soundcloud>boontavista/}}