====== Prognosis Negative ====== 
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**Prognosis Negative** is a bonus episode of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on 13-Oct-2019. 

===== Description ===== 
Hey, we got a phone number! The Boonta Vista Hotline! 1800 317 515! We're diagnosing illnesses, American kettle-blindness, penis-swabs, bovine abductions in Oregon, ass eating (mama mia), anti-Irish racism and more! 

===== Intro Scenario =====
^Summary^Written by^
|No intro scenario; episode cold-opens with a voicemail from [someone Ben knows] asking the hosts to diagnose his cough||

===== Hosts ===== 
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Theo]]

===== Guests ===== 
No guests this episode. 

===== Segments ===== 
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^ 
|0:04:00|[[Mailbag|Mailbag]]|Debut of the Boonta Vista Hotline (no song yet): Ben is asked how many VHS copies of Point Break he has (it's 2)|
|0:07:15|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|South Australian public servant fired after urinating in kettle|
|0:16:34|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Andrew reads Ben a story about mysterious cattle mutilations occurring in Oregon|
|0:32:58|[[Bad Tweet Roundup|Bad Tweet Roundup]]|magawheels says, "eating ass is not mamma mia"|
|0:39:25|[[Mailbag|Mailbag]]|Odrán writes in to complain that Theo has mispronounced "McGrath" and accuses him of being a prot. Theo, Andrew, and Ben all attempt to pronounce tiocfaidh ár lá together.|
|0:47:56|[[Paging Dr. Lucy|Paging Dr. Lucy]]|Dr. Lucy is absent, but the others are here to fill in. A post from /r/relationshipadvice: 25F is upset that her 28M husband asked why she doesn't suck their newborn baby's dick, instead of his|

===== Episode Notes =====

^  Other Information  ^^
^Outro Music||
^Movies Referenced|Point Break (1991), Cube (1997)|
^Fad Diets||
^Crime Passes||
^Hundredth Episode Gong|N/A|

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===== Listen to the episode ===== 
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