====== I Can't Quilt You ====== 
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**I Can't Quilt You** is episode 124 of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on 12-Nov-2019. 

===== Description ===== 
The crew is here and covering an unfortunate week for the NSW Police Minister, a disastrous month in gender reveals, a crisis in the golliwog epicentre of Australia and important news from nature. 

===== Intro Scenario =====
^Summary^Written by^
|A nice sunny Sunday morning|Andrew|

===== Hosts ===== 
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Lucy]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Theo]]

===== Guests ===== 
No guests this episode. 

===== Segments ===== 
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^ 
|0:03:37|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|NSW police having a bad week, firstly with a 'Wannabe' themed sex consent facebook post, then with news of 122 underage girls strip searched by police since 2016 emerging.|
|0:26:20|[[Planely Speaking|Planely Speaking]]|A gender reveal stunt leads to a plane crash in Texas.|
|0:33:35|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|An award-winning golliwog quilt sparks outrage, because it's a golliwog quilt and yet it still won a craft award.|
|0:50:15|[[Nature Corner|Nature Corner]]|There's still much admiration for the new theme, then a carp 'with a human face' seen in a lake in China.|

===== Episode Notes =====

Hemingway's short story gets a shout-out in Planely Speaking.
^  Other Information  ^^
^Outro Music||
^Movies Referenced|Gladiator (2000), Shooter (2007), Monty Python's Life of Brian (1983)|
^Fad Diets|No|
^Crime Passes|No|
^Hundredth Episode Gong|N/A|

===== Navigation =====
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===== Listen to the episode ===== 
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