====== Two And A Half Straight Men ====== 
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**Two And A Half Straight Men** is a bonus episode of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on 03-Dec-2019. 

===== Description ===== 
Andrew, Ben & Theo delve into the many, many, many, many crimes of our largest banks, leading to some of the worse conservative political cartoonery we've seen in a while.  

===== Intro Scenario =====
^Summary^Written by^
|Cold open with nine news clip about Nangs found on the beach at the Gold Coast during schoolies. No intro scenario.||

===== Hosts ===== 
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Theo]]

===== Guests ===== 
No guests this episode. 

===== Segments ===== 
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^ 
|0:04:50|[[Paedo Watch|Paedo Watch]]|The Australian Financial Intelligence Agency has launched action against the bank Westpac for fraud including some connected to child abuse|
|0:32:00|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|The reactionary press's reaction to the financial fraud story in the first segment, including a slightly inscrutable cartoon from Johannes Leak and the idea that the corporate bare minimum lip-service to social responsibility lead to overlooking enormous financial crimes instead of it being a calculated decision to commit crime because it will make more money.|
|0:57:10|[[Breaking News|Breaking News]]|They have to start shutting the toilet lid in Theo's house. Returns to previous segment at 00:58:50|

===== Episode Notes =====

We go over what the hosts names are short for again. The hosts, especially Ben, struggles with quanitfying 23 miillion crimes. There's the obligatory mention of [[Bill Leak]]'s balcony fall.
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^Outro Music||
^Movies Referenced|Thor:The Dark World (2013), Walk Hard (2007), Aliens (1986), Arrival (2016), K-PAX (2001), Contact (1997), Powder (1995)|
^Fad Diets|No|
^Crime Passes|Commit 23 million acts of financial fraud|
^Hundredth Episode Gong|N/A|

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