====== The War On Christmas Never Changes ====== 
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**The War On Christmas Never Changes** is episode 27 of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on 20-Dec-2017. 

===== Description ===== 
It's the last show of the year and we're wrapping it up with coverage of Australia's traditional War On Christmas. This year's biggest battle takes place between Senators Eric Abetz and Nick McKim with supporting appearances by Treasurer Scott Morrison and prominent ANTIFA blogger Andrew Bolt.We take an unplanned trip to Nature Corner and answer our listeners' questions about dealing with the Silliest Season of all. Thanks to everyone (especially our Patrons) for all of the support and mailbag questions over the year, and we'll see you in the dreaded unknown future of 2018! 

===== Intro Scenario =====
^Summary^Written by^
|No intro scenario. Cold open: A frustrated caller is trying to reach Santa Claus to make some important amendedments to his Christmas list.|n/a|

===== Hosts ===== 
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Theo]]

===== Guests ===== 
No guests this episode. 

===== Segments ===== 
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^ 
|0:04:05|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Once they get over insulting Lucy for insisting on a Xmas episode and then pulling out there's a bunch of Christmas Chat, including Nog thoughts, mince pie opinions, and some info about Theo's sister's career as a pro-glockenspielist.|
|0:09:58|[[Nature Corner|Nature Corner]]|More gecko noises, and a huntsman spider surprises Ben|
|0:11:15|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Various Xmas stories, from Eric Abetz requiring people to send him their christmas messages to check them to the Green's piss-taking non-denominational holiday greeting on Facebook.|
|0:44:58|[[Mailbag|Mailbag]]|Andrew opens with a bit about Santa's sack, then questions from listeners including: Is it legal to jack off on Christmas? Pudding yeah or nah?|

===== Episode Notes =====

Featuring the first appearance of the Boonta Vista Theme (Festive Version). Andrew creeps closer to an intro scenario introducing Jolly St. Ben and beautiful helpful elf Theo.
^  Other Information  ^^
^Outro Music|n/a|
^Movies Referenced||
^Fad Diets|n/a|
^Crime Passes|Kill someone who gives you a bag of mixed nuts as a gift|
^Hundredth Episode Gong|N/A|

===== Navigation =====
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===== Listen to the episode ===== 
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