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**If You Meet Pitbull On The Road, Ask Him How Your Hair Looks** is a bonus episode of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on 30-Oct-2022. 

===== Description ===== 
Andrew and Ben bring you: A birdbath that will burn your fucking house down, a tiny heist, playful bees, and taking your town's teeth into your own hands. 

===== Intro Scenario =====
^Summary^Written by^
|Forming a blockade to protest the first ever Boonta Vista live show.|Andrew |

===== Hosts ===== 
  * [[start#Hosts|Lucy]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Theo]]

===== Guests ===== 
No guests this episode. 

===== Segments ===== 
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^ 
|0:04:00|[[Breaking News|Breaking News]]|Arguably could also be Nature Corner - a magpie was kocked to the ground by a larger magpie. There's a long discussion of magpie swooping season and how one was terrorizing Andrew's children as it expanded its swooping scope.|
|0:12:20|[[PSA Psegment|Psa Psegment]]|Bird baths sold over 12 years across many many stores in the US recalled due to the risk of them starting a fire.|
|18:18:00|[[Crime Watch|Crime Watch]]|A 12 year old is accused of robbing a bank with a piece of paper (no weapon).|
|0:29:48|[[Nature Corner|Nature Corner]]|Bees! In the latest of a number of "bees are basically people" stories, reasearch has shown they enjoy play, rolling wooden balls around just because it's fun for no reward at all.|
|0:40:00|[[Water Watch|Water Watch]]|Man reduced flouride levels in a town's water supply because he wanted to, just thought it was better that way. He promised not to do it again. This was a certified Boonta Vista Oofa Doofa moment.|

===== Episode Notes =====

Contains a Certified Boonta Vista Oofa Doofa Moment.
The titular Pitbull / John Travolta story is part of a long diversion into MIchael Mann films and happens around 25m in.
^  Other Information  ^^
^Outro Music|n/a|
^Movies Referenced|A Serious Man (2009), The Meaning of Life (1993), Razorback (1984), Drive (2011), Public Enemies (2009), Collateral (2004), Blackhat (2015), Miami Vice (2006), Grease (1978), Highlander (1986)|
^Fad Diets|None|
^Crime Passes|None|
^Hundredth Episode Gong|N/A|