====== Penis Whackerman ====== 
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**Penis Whackerman** is episode 28 of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on 05-Jan-2018. 

===== Description ===== 
We're back baby! The crew is all on deck for New Years resolutions, a reading of a truly moronic column by Piers Ackerman, the steel-reap logic of Andrew Bolt, another tale from the archives of Warnie and of course, your letters. 

===== Intro Scenario =====
^Summary^Written by^
|No intro scenario. Happy fucken New Year. The host all think of Theo as a bottom.|n/a|

===== Hosts ===== 
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Lucy]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Theo]]

===== Guests ===== 
No guests this episode. 

===== Segments ===== 
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^ 
|0:02:00|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|New Year's Chat, covering the Brisbane heat, retired cartoonists and their new year resolutions (or lack thereof)|
|0:07:00|[[Nature Corner|Nature Corner]]|Embedded segment, ending at 00:08:20. Gecko or Dolphin?|
|0:09:20|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Piers Ackerman's late entry for worst article of 2017. Lucy's Penis Whackerman joke is at about 10:10 and is possibly the best-received joke on the pod up to this point.|
|0:27:02|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Andrew Bolt blog (short for weblog) about people being attacked by someone driving a truck into them.|
|0:34:53|[[Where Is Shane Warne?|Where Is Shane Warne?]]|Introduced as Wide World of Where the Fuck is Warnie? Another old article about Shane Warne pretending to like beer to impress people when he actually preferred west coast coolers. Andrew cannot pronounce any cricketer's names, even when they have the normal pronunciation.|
|0:46:20|[[Mailbag|Mailbag]]|There's a long bit about the mail sack itself at the start, then letters from readers including: How do you find a work/life balance? Who will be the [[Bill Leak]] of 2018? |

===== Episode Notes =====

Only one of the predicted 2018 deaths had happened by end of 2022 (the Queen). There's "hoisted by your own petard" chat at around 32:45
^  Other Information  ^^
^Outro Music|n/a|
^Movies Referenced|Bright (2017), Bucky Larson (2011), Austin Powers (1997) |
^Fad Diets|n/a|
^Crime Passes|Give a cartoonist a comical head injury, for instance with an anvil falling from a cliff|
^Hundredth Episode Gong|N/A|

===== Navigation =====
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===== Listen to the episode ===== 
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