====== Dying To Get Laid At The Goonies House ====== 
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**Dying To Get Laid At The Goonies House** is episode 284 of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on 09-Feb-2023. 

===== Description ===== 
We're joined once again by Max Lavergne, beloved author and creator and host of the serial podcast The Horse & The Rider! It's time to ponder sunken toilets, burial mishaps, monstrous trucks, horny ghosts and an update about the many adventures of the mystical Jericho 
Wolf Labonte. 

===== Intro Scenario =====
^Summary^Written by^
|Andrew, Ben and Lucy have died in unfortunate circumstances, but luckily Theo's found a genie's lamp.|Theo|

===== Hosts ===== 
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Lucy]]

===== Guests ===== 
  * [[Max Lavergne]] 

===== Segments ===== 
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^ 
|0:09:35|[[Coffin Watch|Coffin Watch]]|News of Fury over a funeral plot blunder from Bristol Live leads to a discussion of the hosts funeral preferences and a discussion of Monster Trucks.|
|0:36:00|[[Dutch Watch|Dutch Watch]]|The NL Times reports a floating toilet building becoming submerged in a harbour. We also learn about the cleanliness of swimming pools.|
|0:45:15|[[Crime Watch|Crime Watch]]|An update on the hijinks of one Jericho Wolf Labonte in the area of The Goonies House, as first touched on in the bonus episode [[Lightly Ratcheted (non-sexual)|episode_283_bonus]]|

===== Episode Notes =====

Theo draws back the curtain (sounds dry) at about 0:08:20
Max is podcasting from the inside of a Honda HRV
^  Other Information  ^^
^Outro Music|n/a|
^Movies Referenced|Zapped! (1982)|
^Fad Diets|None|
^Crime Passes|None|
^Hundredth Episode Gong|N/A|
===== Listen to the episode ===== 
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