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**Cheneyed In Billerica** is episode 347 of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on 19-May-2024. 

===== Description ===== 
Lucy, Theo, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Methinks HAARP doth protest too much, a pile of rotten meat in Ohio that's nobody's responsibility, and the Clipping Report. EPSILON HALIFAX GAMETE. Activate! 

===== Intro Scenario =====
^Summary^Written by^
|Neuralink introductory video|Theo|

===== Hosts ===== 
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Lucy]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Theo]]

===== Guests ===== 
No guests this episode. 

===== Segments ===== 
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^ 
|0:07:55|[[The Clipping Report|The Clipping Report]]|Welcome to any new listeners that saw live show posters. [[https://www.wkow.com/news/crime/man-cleaning-gun-accidentally-fires-bullet-into-neighbors-freezer-police-say/article_3a900dd6-0beb-11ef-bff6-a3996aea9ee7.html|Man in Madison fires round into neighbours freezer while cleaning his gun]]. [[https://6abc.com/post/woman-shot-multiple-times-in-strawberry-mansion-husband-sought-for-questioning/14803198/|40 year old woman in Strawberry Mansions, Philadelphia mansion shoots self in chest while loading a magazine into the gun]]. [[https://www.northwestmilitary.com/news/news-front/2024/05/JBLM-soldier-shot-on-range/|Soldier shot on range when live ammo was mixed with blanks]]. [[https://ground.news/article/its-one-of-those-things-you-pray-never-happens-billerica-woman-handling-shotgun-shoots-friend|Woman drinking hard seltzer shoots friend in face]]. [[https://www.wkbn.com/news/local-news/boardman-news/man-accidentally-shoots-self-in-leg-at-boardman-car-wash-report/|Man shoot himself in carwash checking for round in chamber]]. [[https://newjersey.news12.com/police-boys-bring-loaded-gun-to-indoor-trampoline-park-firearm-accidentally-discharged|Two teens fire gun inside trampoline park photo booth]].|
|0:21:00|[[Nothing To Report Report|Nothing To Report Report]]|[[https://www.webcenterfairbanks.com/2024/05/14/haarp-no-connection-with-solar-storm-causing-auroral-displays-across-globe/ | KTVF, Fairbanks Alaska: HAARP in no connection with solar storm causing auroral displays across the globe]] - [[wp>HAARP | Wikipedia article on HAARP]]. White South Africans don't deserve to see the natural beauty of auroral displays. Hosts descend into HAARP conspiracy theories.|
|0:32:45|[[Omens and Portents|Omens And Portents]]|Continuing "the meat beat" with a dump-truck's worth of meat dumped in Grandview: [[https://www.wtap.com/2024/05/16/large-quantity-meat-dumped-washington-county/ | WTAP, Grandview Ohio: Large quantity of meat dumped in Washington County]]. The meat was still there after a week. Features the classic United States line, "that's not our jurisdiction". Washington County Health Department Director of Environmental Health Joshua Lane is the Lifetime Bitch Of The Week. Hosts can't remember specifics about previous similar stories but know they happened, then kindly and politely thank the wiki volunteers (and others with excellent memory), for our service to the Boonta Vista community.|

===== Episode Notes =====

  * Timestamps based on paid, ad-free episode.
  * Includes innumerable incidents of conspiracy thinking and death threats to public figures (and at best semi-public figures). Turns out the podcast is actually a two-way medium: please send in what words/phrases will activate you to assassinate those people. Finally, a way to win Lucy's favour.
  * This is not a good first episode to listen to. Do not recommend it to others.

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===== Listen to the episode ===== 
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