====== Militarised Mechanised War-Apes In The Next Big Conflict ====== 
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**Militarised Mechanised War-Apes In The Next Big Conflict** is a bonus episode of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on February 12, 2025. 
===== Description ===== 
Lucy, Andrew, and Ben bring you: Swinging with the Lord's blessing, larking about in the hospital, the ongoing Dutch explosion problem, a possible animal attack maybe, ape theory of mind, and Headline News.

===== Intro Scenario =====
Welcome to Boonta Vista: The Corrections, a companion podcast featuring all of the corrections sent to Boonta Vista over the years.

  * Scenario by [[start#Hosts|Ben]].

===== Hosts =====
  * [[start#Hosts|Lucy]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Ben]]
===== Guests =====
No guests in this episode.
===== Segments =====
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^
|0:00:00|[[Intro Scenario]]|See above.|
|05:43|Paging Doctor Lucy ([[Paging Doctor Lucy]])|From r/christianwingers: |
|20:43|Tabloid Phenomenon ([[Tabloid Phenomenon]])|From Plymouth Live: Child Arrested At Derriford Hospital For Impersonating A Doctor.|
|26:53|Headline News ([[Headline News]])|Man Discovers Own Grave After Identity Theft. Driver Tells Police He Fell Asleep In Car, Woke Up Inside Waffle House. I had 11 Perfect Years With My Dog, Then He Ripped My Nose Off.|
|29:23|Dutch Watch ([[Dutch Watch]])|From NL Times: Nearly 100 Explosive Attacks In January, Most In Rotterdam. During the segment, it emerges that Andrew is audibly trimming his toenails.|
|44:35|Omens And Portents ([[Omens And Portents]])|A story sent by Twitter user GivePalestineANuke, from KOAA in Colorado: Costilla County Sheriff Warns Residents To Be Aware Of Surroundings Following Possible Animal Attack. Lucy suggests [[Bigfoot]], Ben suspects [[Chupacabra]]. Andrew presents the case for [[Mexican Bigfoot]].|


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