====== Goldilocks and the Three Little Strokes ====== 
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**Goldilocks and the Three Little Strokes** is a bonus episode of the podcast, [[start#About the Show|Boonta Vista]]. This episode was released on 30-May-2018. 

===== Description ===== 
Lucy and Andrew are talking about important headlines like flooded hotels, Barnaby Joyce's excellent life choices, Harvey Weinstein's eventual arrest, the Arrested Development cast's excellent life choices and of course "extremely severe premature ejaculation". 

===== Intro Scenario =====
^Summary^Written by^
|No intro scenario. Welcome to Boonta Vista. Opens with a hearty Australian Good Day from Lucy.||

===== Hosts ===== 
  * [[start#Hosts|Andrew]]
  * [[start#Hosts|Lucy]]

===== Guests ===== 
No guests this episode. 

===== Segments ===== 
^Timestamp^Segment^Notes^ 
|0:04:50|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Man in Melbourne opens fire hydrants on 18 floors of a hotel. which also prompts a wedding day memory for Andrew.|
|0:10:30|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Barnaby Joyce's paid interview with channel 7, segues into conversation about consequences, covering Weinstein being charged, Jeffrey Tambor and the Lost Prophet's Ian Watkins.|
|0:38:00|[[Unnamed Segment|Unnamed Segment]]|Conversation about media companies and Disney in particular, prompted by Netflix becoming the most valuable media company.|
|0:50:00|[[Paging Dr. Lucy|Paging Dr. Lucy]]|Quandaries including being dumped by their gf because of their texting style , a woman getting turned on by being comforted during sex, and a.case of extreme premature ejaculation.|

===== Episode Notes =====

^  Other Information  ^^
^Outro Music|n/a|
^Movies Referenced|Revenge of the Nerds (1984), Solo: A Star Wars Story (2018), Once Were Warriors (1994), Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016), Star Wars: The Force Awakens (2015), Star Wars: The Last Jedi (2017)|
^Fad Diets|No|
^Crime Passes|No|
^Hundredth Episode Gong|N/A|

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===== Listen to the episode ===== 
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