===The Nothing to Report Report===
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This segment focuses on some of the most important stories going into detail on all the nothing reported by some of the finest publications around the globe. 
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==Segment Intros==

>//Sometimes, a thousand birds hit your building, overnight, and you have to sweep them all up but sometimes, they don't! Then you do a lap of the building and there is simply nothing to report.//
> [[start#Hosts|Andrew]] - [[episode_316|Episode 316]]

==Theme==
{{nothingtoreportreport.mp3|The "Nothing to report report theme."}}