=====Porcelain Man=====

<WRAP right round box 20%><WRAP centeralign>**The Porcelain Man**\\
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**Name:** The Porcelain Man\\
**Type:** Cryptid\\
**Occupation:** Staring\\
**Status:** Outside your house at 3:00 AM</WRAP>

**What are you doing on this page?** You're not going to be any happier in your life looking at this page. Stop looking at this page, and especially stop looking at the Porcelain Man. He's not doing anything. Why are you staring at him? Why have you chosen to make your life worse today?


What now?
>[[Start|Close your eyes]]

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