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The War On Christmas Never Changes

The War On Christmas Never Changes is episode 27 of the podcast, Boonta Vista. This episode was released on 20-Dec-2017.

Description

It's the last show of the year and we're wrapping it up with coverage of Australia's traditional War On Christmas. This year's biggest battle takes place between Senators Eric Abetz and Nick McKim with supporting appearances by Treasurer Scott Morrison and prominent ANTIFA blogger Andrew Bolt.We take an unplanned trip to Nature Corner and answer our listeners' questions about dealing with the Silliest Season of all. Thanks to everyone (especially our Patrons) for all of the support and mailbag questions over the year, and we'll see you in the dreaded unknown future of 2018!

Intro Scenario

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No intro scenario. Cold open: A frustrated caller is trying to reach Santa Claus to make some important amendedments to his Christmas list.n/a

Hosts

Guests

No guests this episode.

Segments

TimestampSegmentNotes
0:04:05Unnamed SegmentOnce they get over insulting Lucy for insisting on a Xmas episode and then pulling out there's a bunch of Christmas Chat, including Nog thoughts, mince pie opinions, and some info about Theo's sister's career as a pro-glockenspielist.
0:09:58Nature CornerMore gecko noises, and a huntsman spider surprises Ben
0:11:15Unnamed SegmentVarious Xmas stories, from Eric Abetz requiring people to send him their christmas messages to check them to the Green's piss-taking non-denominational holiday greeting on Facebook.
0:44:58MailbagAndrew opens with a bit about Santa's sack, then questions from listeners including: Is it legal to jack off on Christmas? Pudding yeah or nah?

Episode Notes

Featuring the first appearance of the Boonta Vista Theme (Festive Version). Andrew creeps closer to an intro scenario introducing Jolly St. Ben and beautiful helpful elf Theo.

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Fad Dietsn/a
Crime PassesKill someone who gives you a bag of mixed nuts as a gift
Hundredth Episode GongN/A

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