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Mexican Bigfoot

Mexican Bigfoot
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Name: Mexican Bigfoot
Type: Cryptid
Occupation: Unknown
Status: Real

Mexican Bigfoot, also known as Mexican Sasquatch, Mexican Yowie, Mexican Yeti, and a number of other Mexican pseudonyms, is a cryptid hypothesised to exist by Boonta Vista host Andrew.

Origins

First described by Andrew during the Omens And Portents segment of the Bonus Episode Militarised Mechanised War-Apes In The Next Big Conflict, Mexican Bigfoot was one of the suggested perpetrators of a possible animal attack in Costilla County, Colorado reported by news outlet KOAA.

Description

Mexican Bigfoot, being a member of the Sasquatch species, is a tall, hair-covered bipedal great ape. It can be differentiated from it's non-Mexican cousins by its longer-than-typical peri-oral hair (or “moustache”), distinctive “bandolier”-patterned chest hair, and preference for wearing a lovingly hand-crafted sombrero fashioned from reeds and flowers.