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Bigfoot

Bigfoot


Name: Bigfoot
Type: Cryptid
Occupation: Unknown
Status: Real

Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, Yowie, Yeti, and a number of other pseudonyms (much like Satan) is an interdimensional trickster demon that has fooled our beloved host Ben. Unfortunately, Ben is convinced that Bigfoot is a cosmic layabout full of deep wisdom who just wants to relax in the woods and hit that loud with you. This is a lie.

Origins

Bigfoot is not your friend. Bigfoot is eternal and immortal, an everlasting evil. He's like what would happen if an angry chimp had the powers of Q from Star Trek. He's not going to settle for ripping your face off and eating it when he can do the same thing to your id, ego, and superego.

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Do not trust Bigfoot. Pray for our beloved host Ben.

bigfoot.txt · Last modified: 2024/07/12 13:34 by redrocket

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