bigfoot
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Bigfoot, also known as Sasquatch, Yowie, Yeti, and a number of other pseudonyms (much like Satan) is an interdimensional trickster demon that has fooled out beloved host Ben. Unfortunately, Ben is convinced that Bigfoot is a cosmic layabout full of deep wisdom who just wants to relax in the woods and hit that loud with you. This is a lie. Bigfoot is not your friend. Bigfoot in eternal and immortal, an everlasting evil. He's like what would happen if an angry chimp had the powers of Q from Star Trek. He's not going to settle for ripping your face off and eating it when he can do the same thing to your id, ego, and superego.
Do not trust Bigfoot. Pray for our beloved host Ben.
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