Intro Scenario

Many episodes of the podcast Boonta Vista begin with an intro scenario.

Scenarios

Episode	Host	Scenario
144	Ben	Ben is strapped to the mast of a Flying Dutchman-type ghost ship
145	Andrew	Pirate ship wrecked off D'Urville Island
146	Andrew	Trolls World Tour movie premiere
147	Andrew	Grimes and Elon Musk's birthing suite
148	Ben	Squid Universe
149	Ben	Theo and Ben are in their houses in Brisbane, recording a podcast
150	Ben	The set in Burbank where the “moon landing” was filmed
151	N/A	Instead of an intro scenario, this special Black Lives Matter episode begins with a voicemail from an American listener describing the situation.
152	Ben	The Gympie Music Muster
153	Ben	The set of the movie Fitzcarraldo
154	Theo	The gang are in purgatory
155	Ben	Livestream from the International Space Station
156	Lucy	The signing of the Declaration of Independence
157	Andrew	Australia's deep state, contained in a single bunker
158	Ben	The post-apocalyptic ruins of the Skyline Chili factory in Cincinnati, Ohio
159	Andrew	A demonstration against COVID travel restrictions at the Vic-NSW border
160	Ben	Theo's mind palace
161	Ben	Frank Frazetta's imagination
162	Ben	A perfectly ordinary science laboratory
163	Ben	An expedition to the abyssal plain
164	Ben	Hanging out in the Sea of Tranquility
165	Andrew	A hostage negotiation
166	Theo	Gender reveal for Theo's child
167	Theo	A cave approximately 3 million years B.A. (Before Avatar)
168	Ben	A helicopter travelling towards a daring new venture in the field of genetics taking place in the jungles of Costa Rica
169	Ben	The presidential suite at the Walter Reed National Military Medical Center
170	Lucy	The boomer-killing factory
171	Theo	The worst place on earth, a place of torment and suffering where the wicked are punished for their sins: Chemist Warehouse
172	Theo	What your dipshit cousin believes the Bureau of Meteorology to be
173	Ben	An altercation outside The Pot Belly bar in Belconnen, ACT
174	Andrew	The Four Seasons Hotel, a scene of perfect tranquility
175	Lucy	The Bachelorette, in which Lucy plays the title role
176	Lucy	An improv show with very bad vibes (but I repeat myself)
177	Theo	A special repeat broadcast of Boonta Vista, a speaky-over-radio programme broadcast across Australia and the Territories by 46KUM and ABC Radio National
178	Ben	The gang are in Hell
179	Andrew	Waiting in line for the annual podcast Christmas photo
180	Theo	At long last, by popular demand, it's the Boonta Vista Anime Special
181	Theo	Dr. Theo presents his brilliant solution for the troubles of everyday life, the NQE Sleep System
182	Andrew	A COVID-safe orgy
183	Ben	The Triple J Hottest 100 broadcast
184	Theo	New Year 2020, a year full of promise
185	Andrew	The QANTAS members' lounge in Parliament House
186	Ben	Elder Scrolls VI (sic) dev studio
187	Ben	The National Air and Space Museum in Washington, D.C.
188	Andrew	A dirty little hole in the ground, filled with stinky garbage
189	Andrew	A vaccination clinic, whose operation has been handed over to the gang in a desperate attempt to keep any public institution from being allowed to handle government resources
190	Theo	Oh, I'm a horrible little worm. Just a disgusting little worm crawling about.
191	Theo	Theo has relocated to the remote Overlook Hotel in the Colorado Rockies in an attempt to overcome his intro scenario writer's block
192	Ben	The Sony Music offices in the year 1996
193	Ben	The magical kingdom of Grambulax
194	Andrew	The Comedy Central roast of Prince Philip's possibly-dead body
195	Ben	A new episode of the American current-events comedy podcast Boonter Vister
196	Andrew	Paddling around in the world's biggest toilet bowl
197	Theo	A fateful tournament in the dark lands of the Outworld, somewhere in the rough area of Belarus
198	Theo	The gang introduces their brand-new reality show, The Benchelor
199	Ben	In an all-new twist on the format, the gang meet to record a podcast titled Boonta Vista
200	N/A	The “200th” “episode” “celebration” opens with a series of voicemails from various personalities, congratulating the gang on their “achievement”.
201	Ben	The top-secret lab in which the novel coronavirus was created
202	Ben	The beautiful country of Lithuania
203	Ben	A certification exam at the Al Cisneros International Institute for the Naming of Stoner Metal Bands
204	Ben	Spring break in New Orleans
205	N/A	There is no intro scenario, or any other content for that matter, due to Ben's decision to sell the notes to the hosts of bigsofttitty.png
206	Ben	The offices of a more successful alternate-universe version of Boonta Vista
207	Ben	It's Cyberspace, Babey!!
208	Andrew	Due to a pact with the Devil, the gang have found themselves stepping in as the characters of the band Kiss
209	Andrew	A Limp Bizkit concert in the year 2000
210	Ben	The interior of an Australian journalist's brain
211	Theo	The Great Salt Plains of the Accursed
212	Theo	The gang have been turned into various strange and off-putting creatures
213	Andrew	The marketing firm of Bastard, Anus & Anus, tasked with minimising the effects of COVID by the Australian government
214	Theo	Backstage at the Australian Comedy Music Awards Festival Competition
215	Ben	A feast in a fantasy novel
216	Theo	The gang are in hospital, having just woken up from separate transplant surgeries
217	Ben	The Australian current events podcast Boonta Vista shares its perspective on the latest developments in the world of politics
218	Ben	A second horrible improv show has struck the podcast
219	Ben	An executives' meeting at the Australian Institute for Advanced Podcasting
220	Lucy	The staff at Off Ya Tree have a normal day at work and reflect on the latest Bullet For My Valentine
221	Andrew	It's… (bongo beat) Poetry Night
222	Ben	Dispatches from the border between dreams and wakefulness, where forbidden cosmic knowledge lurks menacingly at the periphery, like jagged rocks obscured beneath the surface of a placid pool
223	Andrew	A research station in Antarctica has succumbed to paranoia as the crew fall under the impression that one of their colleagues is actually a shapeshifting murderous alien
224	Ben	Something something submarines, something something Emmanuel Macron
225	Theo	A helpful introduction to the podcast for any new listeners the Yazoo City billboard may have brought in
226	Ben	A secret deep-state meeting discussing how best to cover up the fact that the Queen is dead
227	Ben	The Netflix Twitter bot factory
228	Ben	A Saturday night in Fortitude Valley, ca. 2012
229	Lucy	Santa's workshop
230	Theo	A dungeon door, with Theo as the guard who always tells the truth and Ben as the guard who also always tells the truth
231	Ben	The gang slave away at the Take Factory
232	Andrew	Midnight on the bayou, and Andrew encounters creatures from another world
233	Theo	Theo has the house to himself all evening and asks his co-hosts for advice on how best to spend his time
234	Ben	A perfectly normal scientific laboratory in Wuhan, China, sometime in late 2019
235	Theo	Theo has a single hole
236	Theo	Andrew and Lucy are a married couple participating in a Grand Designs-type architecture show, with Theo hosting
237	Theo	Theo is normal now
238	Theo	Theo is a train
238 Bonus	Andrew	The 2022 Monster Movie Monster's Penis convention
239	Ben	A lovely afternoon at Golgotha in roughly the first century AD
239 Bonus	Lucy	Lucy's bedroom in 2007, getting ready to go to the Taste of Chaos concert tour in Melbourne
240	Ben	The roof of the Pontifical Urban University in Vatican City, looking across St. Peter's Square through the sights of an HK417 A2 toward a window of the Papal Apartments
240 Bonus	Theo	One of the endings of the 2000 video game Deus Ex
241	Theo	Speaking out and addressing the big issue
241 Bonus	Ben	The sinking of Atlantis
242	Ben	The rat factory
242 Bonus 1	Andrew	The first annual Boonta Vista Bikini Competition
242 Bonus 2	Lucy	Living under the sea
243	Ben	The Cowboy Nazi planet from Star Trek: The Original Series
243 Bonus	Theo	Theo has taken LSD
244	Andrew	The 2022 Johannesburg Saliva Production Olympics
244 Bonus	Ben	A low-level adventure game dungeon
245	Ben	A lively house party where everyone is a personification of an Australian comedy podcast
245 Bonus	Theo	The cube factory
246	Lucy	An Elon Musk-owned Twitter in the year 2023
246 Bonus	Theo	Following a medical procedure, Theo, Andrew and Ben are no longer normal
247	Ben	The Third International Sound Healing Conference
247 Bonus	Lucy	Binta Vosta: the most consequential news from around the world, from the most informed minds in Australia
248	Andrew	Britain's best restaurant, The Queen's Giblets
248 Bonus	Theo	A very special performance of John Cage's 4'33“
249	Ben	A session of The Council of Intelligent Races of the Orion Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy
249 Bonus	Andrew	A party celebrating the successful election of the Boonta Vista Party
250
250 Bonus	Theo	A world in every way like ours, except our city centres are each haunted by one gigantic carnivorous baby named Kevin
251	Andrew	The launch of the inaugural Honking Across America event in Yazoo City, Mississippi
251 Bonus	Theo	The White Culture festival
252	Ben	An intro from the bit of the podcast where they sporadically started doing this style of intro
252 Bonus	Lucy	The beach that makes you old
253	Andrew	175th Foppish Dandy Invitational in Cambridge
253 Bonus	Ben	Polish Hollywood
254	Ben	The Murderdome in orbit around the top-secret prison planet Hyperius VI
254 Bonus	Theo	Theo and Ben are your friends
255	Lucy	Unionised dick-sucking factory
255 Bonus 1	Theo	Presenting new advertising concepts to the board of the failing Red Rooster restaurant chain
255 Bonus 2	Lucy	Lucy reads from Guns and Ships, a song from the Lin-Manuel Miranda musical Hamilton
256	Ben	The children of the original Boonta Vista hosts record an episode of My Dad Had a Podcast
256 Bonus	Theo	Boys night watching State of Origin (with 30,000 bees)
257	Theo	Meeting of The Council of Boyfriends
257 Bonus	Lucy	The writers' room for the band LFO (Lyte Funkie Ones) in the year 1999, looking for their next big hit after 1997's (Sex U Up) The Way You Like It
258	Andrew	The world's worst restaurant
258 Bonus	Ben	Ben is dead and is in heaven coming to terms with the events of his life by meeting two people who either significantly impacted the course of his life or whose life he had a significant impact on
259	Ben	The set of the 8-episode ABC digital-only comedy TV show The Like Generation
259 Bonus	Lucy	Chimp Jacobman's buck's party
260	Andrew	Andrew and Ben are Theo's babies
260 Bonus	Ben	Warehouse in heaven where goblins create new experiences
261	Ben	Racist pizzeria
261 Bonus	Theo	A European arthouse movie
262	Lucy	In a John Deere combine harvester, off to efficiently harvest a variety of grain crops
262 Bonus	Ben	Boonta Vista, a free weekly comedy current events podcast which takes a skewed look at uninteresting news of the week from around the world (but almost always America) and tries to make it interesting using their unique blend of comedy, curiosity, and a strong moral point of view that bends towards left-wing politics without getting bogged down in anything like theory or consistency
263	Ben	The town of Horsecock, Wyoming
263 Bonus	Andrew	Taking pitches for new intro scenarios in the Boonta Vista writers' room
264	Lucy	Flight QF264 to Sydney
264 Bonus	Ben	1997 Sun Microsystems Digital Business Systems Alignment Integration Strategy Conference
265	Theo	Emergency convening of the Australian Royalist Society of ex-Patriots
265 Bonus	Ben	The magical kingdom of Grambulax (from the original episode 193)
266	Andrew	Live coverage of the Queen's funeral
266 Bonus	Theo	Porno parody of the indie science fiction film Primer
267	Andrew	PAX Australia talks on the importance of Dead or Alive-style bust adjustment sliders