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Intro Scenario
Many episodes of the podcast Boonta Vista begin with an intro scenario.
Scenarios
| Episode | Host | Scenario |
|---|---|---|
| 238 | Theo | Theo is a train |
| 238 Bonus | Andrew | The 2022 Monster Movie Monster's Penis convention |
| 239 | Ben | A lovely afternoon at Golgotha in roughly the first century AD |
| 239 Bonus | Lucy | Lucy's bedroom in 2007, getting ready to go to the Taste of Chaos concert tour in Melbourne |
| 240 | Ben | The roof of the Pontifical Urban University in Vatican City, looking across St. Peter's Square through the sights of an HK417 A2 toward a window of the Papal Apartments |
| 240 Bonus | Theo | One of the endings of the 2000 video game Deus Ex |
| 241 | Theo | Speaking out and addressing the big issue |
| 241 Bonus | Ben | The sinking of Atlantis |
| 242 | Ben | The rat factory |
| 242 Bonus 1 | Andrew | The first annual Boonta Vista Bikini Competition |
| 242 Bonus 2 | Lucy | Living under the sea |
| 243 | Ben | The Cowboy Nazi planet from Star Trek: The Original Series |
| 243 Bonus | Theo | Theo has taken LSD |
| 244 | Andrew | The 2022 Johannesburg Saliva Production Olympics |
| 244 Bonus | Ben | A low-level adventure game dungeon |
| 245 | Ben | A lively house party where everyone is a personification of an Australian comedy podcast |
| 245 Bonus | Theo | The cube factory |
| 246 | Lucy | An Elon Musk-owned Twitter in the year 2023 |
| 246 Bonus | Theo | Following a medical procedure, Theo, Andrew and Ben are no longer normal |
| 247 | Ben | The Third International Sound Healing Conference |
| 247 Bonus | Lucy | Binta Vosta: the most consequential news from around the world, from the most informed minds in Australia |
| 248 | Andrew | Britain's best restaurant, The Queen's Giblets |
| 248 Bonus | Theo | A very special performance of John Cage's 4'33“ |
| 249 | Ben | A session of The Council of Intelligent Races of the Orion Arm of the Milky Way Galaxy |
| 249 Bonus | Andrew | A party celebrating the successful election of the Boonta Vista Party |
| 250 | ||
| 250 Bonus | Theo | A world in every way like ours, except our city centres are each haunted by one gigantic carnivorous baby named Kevin |
| 251 | Andrew | The launch of the inaugural Honking Across America event in Yazoo City, Mississippi |
| 251 Bonus | Theo | The White Culture festival |
| 252 | Ben | An intro from the bit of the podcast where they sporadically started doing this style of intro |
| 252 Bonus | Lucy | The beach that makes you old |
| 253 | Andrew | 175th Foppish Dandy Invitational in Cambridge |
| 253 Bonus | Ben | Polish Hollywood |
| 254 | Ben | The Murderdome in orbit around the top-secret prison planet Hyperius VI |
| 254 Bonus | Theo | Theo and Ben are your friends |
| 255 | Lucy | Unionised dick-sucking factory |
| 255 Bonus 1 | Theo | Presenting new advertising concepts to the board of the failing Red Rooster restaurant chain |
| 255 Bonus 2 | Lucy | Lucy reads from Guns and Ships, a song from the Lin-Manuel Miranda musical Hamilton |
| 256 | Ben | The children of the original Boonta Vista hosts record an episode of My Dad Had a Podcast |
| 256 Bonus | Theo | Boys night watching State of Origin (with 30,000 bees) |
| 257 | Theo | Meeting of The Council of Boyfriends |
| 257 Bonus | Lucy | The writers' room for the band LFO (Lyte Funkie Ones) in the year 1999, looking for their next big hit after 1997's (Sex U Up) The Way You Like It |
| 258 | Andrew | The world's worst restaurant |
| 258 Bonus | Ben | Ben is dead and is in heaven coming to terms with the events of his life by meeting two people who either significantly impacted the course of his life or whose life he had a significant impact on |
| 259 | Ben | The set of the 8-episode ABC digital-only comedy TV show The Like Generation |
| 259 Bonus | Lucy | Chimp Jacobman's buck's party |
| 260 | Andrew | Andrew and Ben are Theo's babies |
| 260 Bonus | Ben | Warehouse in heaven where goblins create new experiences |
| 261 | Ben | Racist pizzeria |
| 261 Bonus | Theo | A European arthouse movie |
| 262 | Lucy | In a John Deere combine harvester, off to efficiently harvest a variety of grain crops |
| 262 Bonus | Ben | Boonta Vista, a free weekly comedy current events podcast which takes a skewed look at uninteresting news of the week from around the world (but almost always America) and tries to make it interesting using their unique blend of comedy, curiosity, and a strong moral point of view that bends towards left-wing politics without getting bogged down in anything like theory or consistency |
| 263 | Ben | The town of Horsecock, Wyoming |
| 263 Bonus | Andrew | Taking pitches for new intro scenarios in the Boonta Vista writers' room |
| 264 | Lucy | Flight QF264 to Sydney |
| 264 Bonus | Ben | 1997 Sun Microsystems Digital Business Systems Alignment Integration Strategy Conference |
| 265 | Theo | Emergency convening of the Australian Royalist Society of ex-Patriots |
| 265 Bonus | Ben | The magical kingdom of Grambulax (from the original episode 193) |
| 266 | Andrew | Live coverage of the Queen's funeral |
| 266 Bonus | Theo | Porno parody of the indie science fiction film Primer |
| 267 | Andrew | PAX Australia talks on the importance of Dead or Alive-style bust adjustment sliders |
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